love victoria's secret, spongebob, robert sheehan, friends, beyonce, iced chocolates, ri ri, boost, skins, ed sheeran, miley + the simpsons.
i dont own any of the photos unless stated.find your happiness
being a girl is so expensive like
XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.
the only way to go out
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.
Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”
B A M
randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself
Parents of the year since the 90’s
y es;;; THE ONly GIRL!!!! cOn,grATUALTIO!NS yoU ARE the BE,ST GIRL!!!